The Dirty Pair operate in a space where competence and chaos live in the same body, they solve the case while everything around them explodes, and they're somehow both responsible and completely unbothered about it. This 1987 film leans into that contradiction hard, treating a mad scientist plot and dormant alien resurrection like an excuse for a heist-action mashup where the real tension is whether Kei and Yuri will get paid before the planet tears itself apart. The whole thing moves with the rhythm of a con artist's punchline, where the setup matters less than watching two women who genuinely like each other navigate incompetence, sabotage, and their own legend with equal parts charm and gunfire. It's silly without apologizing for being silly. That's the point.
Kei and Yuri arrive on Agerna, a mining world built on deposits of Vizorium, the galaxy's most precious resource for space travel. Someone is systematically destroying the planet's operations, and the various governments are ready to go to war over who's responsible. The Dirty Pair's job is simple: find the culprit before the whole planet explodes into conflict. What they uncover is far worse than industrial sabotage. A brilliant but unstable scientist has discovered a way to awaken an ancient alien species dormant beneath the planet's surface, planning to accelerate them toward a new evolutionary stage that could threaten all known civilization. Meanwhile, a cunning thief with his own agenda is loose on the planet, hunting a bottle of vintage wine with surprising value. As Agerna descends into chaos, Kei and Yuri crash through the crisis with their trademark blend of explosive action and comedic mishaps. Every mission becomes a collision course between rival factions, rogue aliens, and the pair's own catastrophic style of problem-solving. The fate of an entire world hangs in the balance.