The Fate/Zero cast stripped of their command seals and thrown into a café where the worst thing that can happen is a burnt espresso. The joke isn't just that these instruments of destruction are now arguing about coffee prices, it's that their absurd seriousness about mundane problems hits harder than it has any right to. This is what happens when you take a story about magicians murdering each other and ask what they'd actually be like waiting in line.

The cast of Fate/Zero is reimagined as adorable, super-deformed versions of themselves who launch a café together, with Saber in charge as its manager. Adapted from the manga of the same name, this two-episode comedy short was made in the spirit of Carnival Phantasm. The first episode was shown in cinemas as a mini movie before 3D re-screenings of Kara no Kyoukai: Fukan Fuukei, and the second debuted at ufotableCINEMA. No physical release exists, so the shorts can only be watched at occasional ufotableCINEMA showings.