A one-shot OVA that somehow assembles five completely unhinged character archetypes, throws them at the same problem, and just lets them collide for 30 minutes without needing to justify why any of it works. The animation and character design punch way above what a forgotten mid-90s single episode should be capable of delivering. Everyone who finds this stumbles onto it by accident and then immediately tells someone else it exists, because it's the kind of weird that proves good taste isn't about prestige.
A mahjong tile materializes once every hundred years, and legend says the complete set grants any wish imaginable. When word spreads that a monster holds one of the legendary Pai, an absurd crew converges on the creature with wildly conflicting agendas. There's a dominatrix wielding dark magic, a pop star secretly yearning to return to her magical realm, a cyborg desperate to become human again, and a schoolgirl moonlighting as a superhero. A rabbit-shaped alien rounds out the chaos, determined to conquer Earth through "uniform" domination. Since negotiation is pointless and the tile can't be split, they do the only logical thing: they fight. Hard. What follows is controlled madness where supernatural abilities clash with sci-fi tech, comedy erupts between every punch, and the stakes somehow feel both ridiculous and urgent. The comedy lands when characters reveal their hidden depths mid-battle, and the action stays frantic without ever taking itself seriously. This is pure 90s OVA energy: absurd premise, no apologies, and maximum weirdness packed into minimal runtime.