Nobody talks about this one. A show that commits entirely to the bit, two legendary warlords trapped in elementary school bodies, still talking like conquerors, still horny, still trying to fight their way back to power while dealing with the most mundane obstacles imaginable. The comedy lands because it never winks at the absurdity; it plays the premise completely straight, and that deadpan commitment to something so fundamentally ridiculous is what makes it work.
Two warriors from the Three Kingdoms era turn up in modern-day Japan with a problem: they are now stuck in the bodies of eight-year-old schoolgirls. Ryofu, once a powerful general, and her companion Chinkyuu have to cope with modern life as small children while hoping to somehow return to their old lives. Their new reality is chaotic. Old enemies resurface, and monster battles break out. The girls try to square their warrior instincts with their shrunken, flat-chested forms, and they still have an eye for women. Hunger and longing for home drive them, but so does one very unserious goal: getting their hands on Eri-sensei's enormous F-cup chest. The OVA mixes comedy, fantasy and ecchi fan service, and it plays the clash between historical warriors and schoolgirl bodies for laughs.
