Kaito Yoshinari is cursed with a bizarre power: every major decision summons absurd, often contradictory options that appear directly in his mind, forcing him to choose between ridiculous scenarios instead of acting normally. At school, this mental chaos sabotages his every attempt at romance. When he tries to confess to his crush or engage in a genuinely sweet moment, his brain floods him with obscene alternatives, crude jokes, and completely unhelpful suggestions that derail everything. This OVA throws Kaito into a series of romantic scenarios where his inability to control his own thoughts becomes the real obstacle. His friends watch in bewilderment as he freezes mid-conversation, visibly wrestling with the noise in his head. The comedy comes from the constant collision between what he wants to do and what his brain is screaming at him to do instead. It's irreverent and self-aware, designed for viewers who appreciate absurdist humor mixed with genuine romantic fumbling. The show makes fun of typical school romance tropes by weaponizing them against the protagonist's own good intentions.