A Russian geek with a sword and zero coordination gets dropped into a fever dream where beautiful women keep materializing to fight alongside him. The show knows exactly what it is: pure wish fulfillment comedy that doesn't pretend to be anything else. Two episodes of gleeful, unhinged absurdity where the plot exists only to justify the next ridiculous character entrance.

Galan is a clumsy Russian geek who wants nothing more than to become a true samurai, a dream that seems hopelessly out of reach. Everything changes when his friend Natsu, who comes from a family of Japanese emigrants, gives him an ancient sword. Strange things start happening, and odd attackers fall out of the sky to come after him. Galan now has to get past his own ineptitude as he teams up with a group of beautiful women on a zany journey through a kingdom lost in time. Across two OVA episodes, the story mixes action and adventure with broad comedy and ecchi humor.